Beating Up Stuff

Credits
All goes to ScribbledEggs, and Chas giving me permission to write this. - FR0$K01

Eggs
"Look at those blue eggs!" "Those are not eggs." "Really?" "Yes," said Alex. "I'm new here, why can't I speak with my mind?" asks Steve. Steve punches Alex

"Look, a dog!" "That's a wolf."

Steve punches Alex again

"Soooo, what do you do in Minecraft?" asked Steve. "You mine." "Well, that's accurate." "Is there anything fun?" "Well Steve... if I were you, I would've liked slaying mobs."

Alex got Slain by Steve

Gems
"Now, in Minecraft, like I said Steve, you mine, And the number one rule for mining isss-... s-Steve?" Steve tried to swim in lava

"Okay, Steve let's go find some diamonds."

"WOW ALEX I FOUND A WHOLE DIAMOND VEIN!!!!!...Wait, they turned into blue eggs."

"Steve, those are diamonds." "Oh," said Steve

Crafting
"And that's, how you craft like a pro-Steve, Like a pro."

"Really Alex? I dunno. I don't really get it that much Alex I-I kinda want to milk some cows."

"...Steve..." "And a-and I wanna squeeeeeze." "Steve shut up."

"Hey, Steve!!! I found a saddle!! It's Non-craftable!!!"

"Well okay Alex, what's so special about it? It looks like a potato chip."

"...Steve..."