Minenews 1

Welcome to the first edition of MineNews.

BREAKING NEWS
LORD AND LADY MOOSHROOM HAVE BEEN REPORTED MISSING There's only child mark had only this to say

(Mark) Moo

Weather
For the weather it’s going to be a downpour... of creepers... riding squids.

Theories
The squids have teamed up with the creepers. I asked a squid what he had to say but he just squirted ink on my face.

Ending
Well, that’s the end of today’s MineNews. Tune in tomorrow!