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Credits
This is all owned to ScribbledEggs. I have asked EnderChas if the plot should twist a little, so get ready cause this series originally made for hilarity turns into a deeper aura lol.

Fighting Mobs
Alex: Steve, after that tutorial I gave you...

Alex: I would be glad to show you how to fight mobs!

Steve: Ok. *Alex glares at steve for three seconds* Alex: You don't feel excited?

Steve: Nah.

Alex: Happy?

Steve: No. *Alex gets a bit anxious.* Alex: Exhilarated? Enlivened? Enraptured?

Steve: I think- *ignored* Alex: OKAY GREAT TO HEAR LET'S GET FIGHTING!!!!

Part 1 - Zombies
Alex: This, is a zombie! *Stares at zombie...* Steve: It looks like an avocado-

Alex: It looks nothing like a freaking avocado. *zombie was shooketh* Zombie: Avocado?! Where?

Steve: There.

Zombie: Where?

Steve: There.

Zombie: Now where's the zombie? *Alex gets pissed off and dies*

Part 2 - Wolves
Steve: I ate it thinking it was a real hotdog.

Part 3 - Skeletons
Alex: Now, it is time to- *Steve screams in terror and points at Alex* Steve: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!

Alex: You idiot, I respawned. Steve has been slain by Minecraft Logic. Alex:. . . *Skeleton is beside Alex* Skeleton: Is it time?

Alex: Nah, just go.

Part 4 - Creepers
Alex: Now, it's time to beat the heck out of creepers.

Steve: That's racist. Steve has been slain by Alex.

Part 4.1 - Creepers
Alex: Now, use this diamond sword to kill it. *Steve glares at her* Steve: Diamonds are made of carbon, sunlight or any source of fire may turn it into smoke. *Alex punches Steve* Alex: Just kill it. *The creeper is staring at the flowers*

*It appears that he is reciting a poem to it* "'You, my dear flower...'"" 'Please don't feel like a coward...'"" 'I will be your new family...' ""'Who has died from insanity-'" Creeper has been slain by Steve Alex: Great job! You manages to kill it before it explodes!

Steve: Ok. *Alex punches Steve* Alex: BE ENTHUSIASTIC

*The flower slightly vibrates* Alex: OH NO IT'S FLOWEY! *Flower turns towards Steve* Alex: WE'RE OUTTA HERE BUD!

Alex: Get it? "Bud"?

Steve: WHAT THE F- Steve and Alex was slain by Flower Power

Part 5 - Spiders
Alex: Now... time for you to deal with...

Alex: Spiders! A.K. A Minecraft bugs! *Alex trollface* Alex: Get it?

Steve: Spiders are arachnids, not bugs.

Alex: Yes, whatever, as if a potato isn't a tomato.

Steve: It's not-

Alex: ALRIGHTY!! *spits on Steve's face while shouting*

Alex: Now... It's time to kill that thing *points at spider* *Spider is crawling on a villager's house* Steve: I'm gonna kill that thing? *Spider hears steve* Alex: Yes.

Spider: KHHK (What?)

Alex: wat

Spider: KHHKKHKHKK (You cruel imbecile.)

Alex: No, I don't have emeralds.

Spider: KHKHKHKKHKHKHKHKHK- Spider has been slain by Steve Alex:. ..

Steve: he was swearing

Part 6 - Endermen
Alex: Yes, Endermen!

Alex: Cruel, bloodthirsty creatures with the hunger for REAL FLESH- *Enderman looks puzzled* Alex: OH NO IT MOVED

Steve: No it didn't.

Alex: IT DID MOVE!

Alex: IN IT'S MIND

Steve: Logically that makes no sense, but to Alexian idiots, then why the heck not? Server: Herobrine has joined the game. Steve: Who are you?

Herobrine: *glare* My name is Hero-

Steve: Hermoine?

Herobrine: LOOK AT THE CHAT.

Steve: Ohh. *The Enderman feels completely useless and walks away* Steve: Your name is Herobrony.

Herobrine: What?

Steve: Herobrony. Herobrine was slain by cancer. Alex: <_<

Steve: >_>

Alex: OH MY GOSH.

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